Help me out here guys

[B@K3R]

Originally Posted by Dimitri

He might be having a diabetic reaction ... whether clearly caused by sugar due to the pop, or lack of sugar only a "qualified expert" can comment. So I must say just default to Basic FA, give him more sugar just encase its a lack of sugar and send him off to the local hospital to get patched up before your parents get home.

Dimitri

Being a diabetic here...I would have to say that it sounds just like Hyperglycemia...don't worry...it will all be ok. If he wants he can have another sip

[Kormori]

Originally Posted by Brian McIlmoyle

Hey guys ... thanks for all the great advice... If I ever meet some of you, I'm gonna kill you with a shovel..

so .. I figured that the stuff that my mom was hording all to her self must be some awesome shit, right.. so after she went to work and left me in charge of my little brother.. well I poured 2 big glasses of it .. and he and I were going to drink it... then I forgot I was supposed to meet up with some of my friends online to pay some games.. so I kinda just walked out of the room for a bit...

well now.. it looks like my little brother drank the pop... and he does not look so good... he's kinda.. writhing on the floor you know... his eyes are all red.. and kinda bugging out of his head..

so what do you think? do you figure he's gonna be ok.. has anyone seen this kinda thing?

I just threw a blanket over him for now.. 'cause he's kinda freaking me out a bit.

I figured that he'll prolly be ok.. in a few minutes.. so what do you guys think?

should I do anything more?

Ya, that's actually perfectly normal, happens to everyone on their first time. Sometimes the sheer epic-ness of that drink gets to people, not everyone can handle such a powerful drink. I had a couple friends that tried it, same thing happened......actually now that I think about it, I don't think I saw them again after that, oh well, they probably moved away, I'm sure they're doing great.

[PaddMadd]

Originally Posted by Armyissue

You fkn Soda pop guys are Gay. You get the fkn green tea guy with the tall can so it looks like a Miller High Life and the fkn Jones Bottles that are supposed to look like a Zima.
What the fk good is Pop gonna do when you really want to party, huh? Your little sugar buzz is never gonna get a skirt up in a club bathroom stall. You wanna get with the real hardcore, get your Card and buy from the big boy store.
You pansies, if you want to be all you can be and go Navy than you can swill some wine and get all elite about that, but don't tell me that you drink Molson Excel cuz you like the Taste Winnie.

Better?

Not fun enough? Add this:

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No cooldown effect, no recharging! Very useful for CQB IMO.

[Freeze]

Don't forget about the limited edition Pepsi Cucumber. That's right. You didn't read it wrong. Pepsi Cucmber. Tastes like fizzy sweetened cucumber.

The japanese sure make some interesting stuff.

[z0ng]

All hail ASC.

Originally Posted by Brian McIlmoyle

Hey guys ... thanks for all the great advice... If I ever meet some of you, I'm gonna kill you with a shovel..

so .. I figured that the stuff that my mom was hording all to her self must be some awesome shit, right.. so after she went to work and left me in charge of my little brother.. well I poured 2 big glasses of it .. and he and I were going to drink it... then I forgot I was supposed to meet up with some of my friends online to pay some games.. so I kinda just walked out of the room for a bit...

well now.. it looks like my little brother drank the pop... and he does not look so good... he's kinda.. writhing on the floor you know... his eyes are all red.. and kinda bugging out of his head..

so what do you think? do you figure he's gonna be ok.. has anyone seen this kinda thing?

I just threw a blanket over him for now.. 'cause he's kinda freaking me out a bit.

I figured that he'll prolly be ok.. in a few minutes.. so what do you guys think?

should I do anything more?

Have you lit the blanket on fire yet?

[jcadger]

no you only lit the blanket on fire if the starts to move on its own. i would use a good 5/16 dowel to poke him

[Brian McIlmoyle]

Ok.. so I did like you said... I dunked his head in a large pot of hot green tea..

so.. if one of his eyes came out.. is that ok? Like can they put them back?

I'm really worried that my mom is going to be mad that I gave my little brother her good stuff and he got sick..

so his face is kinda black now.. and it looks like he shit himself.. do you guys think this is normal?

I think he's just kidding you know.. trying to scare me.. what do you guys think?

[Jcotter]

Quit Stalin and get Leninaid, Comrade.

[Kozzie]

Originally Posted by Brian McIlmoyle

I think he's just kidding you know.. trying to scare me.. what do you guys think?

Dude he's totally just pretending. Go get your mom's leg razor and shave his head. See how long he can hold his bluff.

[Jcotter]

Try giving him some of this too, it's meant to be used as a chaser. it helps lesson the initial kick which might explain why he is acting this way.


if he doesn't like doing shots you can always just mix the two bottles. Make sure you mix them in a closet tho... don't want anyone to catch you and take all of your delicious beverage.

BTW if you are having trouble making ice you can always use these, they are great and last a long time. they don't dilute your drink like the ice will either. they come pre-made to take out all the guess work.

[Barf]

Originally Posted by McKee

Personally, I recommend your own piss.

But what if he doesn't like Mountain Dew?

[Gunk]

Originally Posted by Jcotter

Quit Stalin and get Leninaid, Comrade.

Oh. My. God.

That is so brilliant.

Brian: Drink that ^

[jamuke]

This is a forum for pop drinkers, if you want expert medical advice you need to check wiki or Telehealth Ontario

better yet google utube about stupid little brothers.
They do all kinds of shit to get you in trouble.

I had a buddy who had his eye fall out every time he sneezed in class. fkn funny every time. he said it would be fine when he stopped growing and they found the right size

so prbably his eyes are the wrong size

and how old is your brother. remeber he.s been shitting himself since birth so the fact he.d not been doing so recently is probaably more worrying

also fill out your profile . are you black skinned. if you are and his skin is now a little black then his skin is getting paler and if he was shaking a lot then it.s probably the flu.
green tea and a blanket is what a doctor would probably advise as well.and whatever the drug rep of the week was pushing.
i.m not a dr. but I WENT TO ONE ONCE so I know what i.m talking about you.re all good
and your brother probably wont move when you poke him so teach him a lesson and tie him up in the blanket and roll him down the basement stairs
unless it.s cold in the basement
my mom would be mad if locked my brorher in a cold basement when he has the flu.
besides your brother sounds like a pussy. maybe he.s two spirited or something

[Danke]

Originally Posted by Brian McIlmoyle

Ok.. so I did like you said... I dunked his head in a large pot of hot green tea..

so.. if one of his eyes came out.. is that ok? Like can they put them back?

I'm really worried that my mom is going to be mad that I gave my little brother her good stuff and he got sick..

so his face is kinda black now.. and it looks like he shit himself.. do you guys think this is normal?

I think he's just kidding you know.. trying to scare me.. what do you guys think?

This is sounding really familar. Is your brother's nickname Schwag?

[Barf]

Originally Posted by anthon

I second the Dr. Best preformer out there, although I find I rip through a can really fast, so I would consider up-grading to a hi-cap bottle......

Don't go with the low grade crapola on the right. That will just cause jams.