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Killbucket · August 28th, 2009, 10:29

Devastation. Little-noticed vidgame.
You get to use RC rats with cams on them, controlled by a laptop.
Best part? Self-Destruct button.

"Hey what a cute mouse, with an LED stuck on his head!"
BOOM.

Exploding Rodent Story

Buddy of mine was up at 3:00AM (Beer-Thirty, to be exact) working on his car and kept seeing mice. The kid's BB-gun was ineffective with impaired uh, vision.

So he resorted to M-80's.

A mouse ran under the corner shelves. He yells "Fire in the hole!" (he really did), and tosses a lit stick in after it.

We duck behind the Ford Cortina, and KABOOM!

Suddenly, there's a gritty, sweet mist in the air...

Six shelves of canned fruit (actually Mason Jars), two year's work canning, had instantly become a sticky, shard-laden sludge, coating everything, on that entire side of the room.

Well, technically, it was a new doorway, because it took four feet of wall out.

And his wife didn't even come out to look!

August 28th, 2009, 10:29	#4
Killbucket Trader rating Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Citrus Heights, CA	Devastation. Little-noticed vidgame. You get to use RC rats with cams on them, controlled by a laptop. Best part? Self-Destruct button. "Hey what a cute mouse, with an LED stuck on his head!" BOOM. Exploding Rodent Story Buddy of mine was up at 3:00AM (Beer-Thirty, to be exact) working on his car and kept seeing mice. The kid's BB-gun was ineffective with impaired uh, vision. So he resorted to M-80's. A mouse ran under the corner shelves. He yells "Fire in the hole!" (he really did), and tosses a lit stick in after it. We duck behind the Ford Cortina, and KABOOM! Suddenly, there's a gritty, sweet mist in the air... Six shelves of canned fruit (actually Mason Jars), two year's work canning, had instantly become a sticky, shard-laden sludge, coating everything, on that entire side of the room. Well, technically, it was a new doorway, because it took four feet of wall out. And his wife didn't even come out to look! Last edited by Killbucket; August 28th, 2009 at 11:43..