Where the halal do you get your patches?
 

I've looked online for em, I'm not just looking for MajorLeaguedoorkicker ones but embroidered patches of all shapes and sizes like a pack of cigarettes or a penguin, what site has the biggest collection of stupid patches? PVC or Embroidered?

Got all mine from eBay. Super cheap.

The Patch Panel had a lot and can make any custom patch your after.
http://www.patchpanel.ca/

DS Tactical sells a bunch of pre made patches.

Hopefully not too stupid of a question but for custom patches... do they require a minimum order number? Or can they make just one?

stabface. they are the best and are local ontario airsofters.
http://www.stabface.ca/HOME.html

Violent Little Machine Shop.

I seem to remember them requiring no minimum order

Mil-spec Monkey... join the email list, they have great sales at different times of the year.

They will make and many or as few as you like. However remember the lower the number the higher the per unit cost.